any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
