there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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