I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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