So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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