Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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