You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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