I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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