ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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