Tell her she can't have a vagina
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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