just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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