I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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