Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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