Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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