I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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