yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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