at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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