No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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