There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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