Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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