My room smells like vodka and shame
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
