your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
