community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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