Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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