what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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