I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
