i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm like, not good at living.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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