she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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