everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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