How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
sex in a hospital.. check
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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