i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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