Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just pee around me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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