please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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