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(850): View more from Florida

You drinking a lot?

(1-850): View more from Florida

No.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Define a lot

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.

(713): View more from Texas

I'm coming over.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.

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(214): View more from Texas

Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.

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(443): View more from Maryland

they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is

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(614): View more from Ohio

Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

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(618): View more from Illinois

When have you ever know me to go too far?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?

(618): View more from Illinois

Yeah. Besides those.

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