R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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