Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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