I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
