Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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