is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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