My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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