the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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