Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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