he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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