so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My vagina is officially offended.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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