Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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