Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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