two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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