she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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