butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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