okay pat passed out under dana's car
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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