Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dicks are not precious.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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