Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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