in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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