i just google imaged poop.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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