would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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