I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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