Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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