I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
